Does the new one work now? Why do wives like to have sex with the lights off? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time! If she doesnt get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers.
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? What does the woman who just got out of an abusive relationship do? Why do wives like to have sex with the lights off? What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your bonus.